yeah but paul hollywood is already completely in love with richard and his swiss roll

"that… [dramatic pause] [leans on the counter] [husky voice] is fantastic"

that’s the mating call of the judge baker right there


A moment of silence for the baked alaska that never was


[clutches chest][stares off into the distance][whispers] the social network

And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened?