richard isnt even trying to be subtle anymore

he made heart-shaped doughnuts

for paul

and paul loved them

and he ate an extra one

so when’s the wedding?

RICHARD BABE YOU NEED TO STEP YOUR FUCKING GAME UP

YOU CAN’T GET KICKED OUT

I WOULDN’T SURVIVE щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

PAUL WOULDN’T SURVIVE щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

BRITAIN WOULDN’T SURVIVE щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

you are in the other room five steps away
and it makes me want to throw myself out of here
(out of this house
out of my skin
out of this love)